What a treat once again as the EPL serves up a few mouthwatering clashes. Can the champions get off the mark in the W column? Can Leicester keep up this delightful brand of football and will we be seeing #dicksackvocat for the last time?
Here we go for a huge week in the English Premier League…..
Manchester United Vs Newcastle United: Our view is: Newcastle are the “great wall” of teams, and by “great wall” we mean those poxy Ute’s and FWD’s that are made in China, that look really good and run like John Daily after a 3 day bender in Vegas. Man United 3-0 in a canter.
Leicester City Vs Tottenham: Our view is: A team running on all cylinders against a team running on the smell of an oily rag. We think Leicester City’s current balls deep style of play will get them over the line. Leicester 2-1. Spurs the window is still open, so maybe ummm buy somebody? Mido?
Sunderland Vs Swansea: Our view is: As we said off the top, “Dick Sackvocat” and his men will yet again taste defeat. The Swans are flying along and we see this continuing. Batman and Robin (Gomis and Ayew) will yet again be the difference. Swans 2-0.
Crystal Palace Vs Aston Villa: Our view is: Palace need to sure up their midfield and there’s a guy sitting on the bench, has a beard, captains his country and wait captains PALACE!!!!! Mile Jedinak, get him in Pardew please!!! Aston “Jekyll and Hyde” Villa are a chance to get something here, but things will have to go their way. 2-1 Palace.
Norwich Vs Stoke City: Our view is: Simply a cracking game. Loving Norwich so far, Nathan Redmond in particular. Xherdan Shaqiri makes his bow for Stoke, which is bloody exciting. Both teams a little unlucky so far, hence why we think we will see some really nice football. Draw 2-2.
West Ham Vs Bournemouth: Our view is: A bit of a noodle scratcher to be honest, as both teams have played good and bad football thus far. The Cherry’s were, at times against Liverpool very good. West Ham beat Arsenal, so hence the noodle scratching. We see a 1-1 draw.
West Bromwich Vs Chelsea: Our view is: Chelsea want, wait no, need a win. Championships aren’t won in August but are they lost? West Brom need goals, Little B and Rickie Lambert need to get the ball rolling and fast. Is it going to be a “Chris Brunt” of a day for Pedro and the gang? Time will tell, Chelsea 1-0.
Watford Vs Southampton: Our view is: Watford to take advantage of Southampton’s mid-week Europa game. 2 games in 4 days is a big ask on a team will a smallish squad and Watford have been knocking on the door. We say Watford 1-0.
Everton Vs Manchester City: Our view is: City to keep rolling but in a top shelf encounter. Everton are fresh off wiping their ass with Southampton and City are even fresher off laying the smack down on Chelsea. Great games to watch here guys, City 3-2. Arsenal Vs Liverpool: Our view is: Two teams in 3rd gear. Both sides will want to keep that winning momentum going but we aren’t 100% sure we can find a winner here. Both teams were lucky last start and will both be eager to avoid dropping points early. Good players all over the pitch, look especially for the Coutinho V Carzola match up “delicious”. We say 1-1.
Bet of the week: Multibet
Swansea – Man United – Leicester = $7.10