Winners and Losers of the Tranny Window

 

De Gea is in the dark alright.

De Gea is in the dark alright.

 

Deadline day drama is the best 24 hours in world football. Clubs legitimately loser their minds trying to find players, create player innuendo and deny players dream moves all in the name of a few million pounds. Today we look at the big winners and losers of the past 24 hours and how it will impact them over the next few months.

Winners: West Ham United.A brilliant window from West Ham. The acquired some serious talent and experience to top off a successful deadline day. Jelevic, Song and Moses are the players we are talking about here. All three of these players have an unbundance of EPL experience and all fit West Hams 1 week good ,1 week ass game style. We see steel in the midfield and goals upfront in these 3, so Slavan we tip our hats to you mate. #greatweekforthehammers.

Winners: Manchester City.

One name…. Kevin De Bruyne!!! This guy can play and play very, very well. How do you make an already impressive midfield even better? Add Kevin De Bruyne that’s how. Some will say the fee was a little crazy (55 million) but hey it’s only 5 million more than what they paid for Raheem Wright Phillips, oops we mean Stirling. Lookout people, City are looking very ominous already and De Bruyne hasn’t even got a start yet.  

Winners: Aston Villa 

99% of Villa fans would have had an early acute heart condition after the loss of Delph and Benteke, but to the credit of Villa they went and did what all teams should do when you lose attackers….. Buy defenders!!! Ilori and Lescott will fill that void perfectly. Tall, mobile and begging for chance to impress. Tim Sherwood is doing his best to make Villa more defensively stable and these 2 are a great start to achieving that. 

Losers: Manchester United.

Where do we start!!! It is being reported that 12+ players snubbed moves to Old Trafford. That is a huge deal for the self proclaimed biggest club in the world. Not only did players snub moves to United but they also had De Gea gate. The longest running tranny saga in history. De Gea wanted a move to Real Madrid but a paperwork mistake has him still a United player until at least January. With an obvious hatred between Manager and player, we would love to be a fly on the wall during their next meeting. We wonder if Van Gaal’s hair does most of the talking, Kinda like a ventriloquist doll? hmmm…  

Losers: Tottenham Hotspur.

Ok so in a nutshell a blind man who watches (pardon the pun) spurs every week could see (and again) that they are so desperate for a stinker it’s no longer even funny. They tried 1 player for the entire window and it didn’t work at all!!!! Spurs put all of their eggs in the Berahino basket and come up with a lump of shite. So instead of look elsewhere for another option, they went an bought Song Heung Min. A player they think is a striker but we think otherwise. We would say he is an out and out winger that floats about the box. Just what spurs needed hey!!!!!! NOT!!!!

This is only more bad news for Harry Kane, teams have now worked him out and he is now really struggling with the extra attention. Look away spurs fans, things could get ugly during the winter and we have a feeling this is going to be game of thrones winter (bloody long).  

Losers: West Brom: Why keep a player that has put in not 1 but 2 transfer requests. Berahino has now said we refuses to play from Brom. Awesome news for a team struggling to score a goal huh. Lesson’s will be learnt but they could be leaning them fom the championship next season!!!

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