Van Dijk Shawcross Dann (c)
Dier Coutinho Ozil
Lingard Deulefeu Zaha
Bench: Butland, Guzan, Kane, Rose, Howsen Manager: Alan Pardew
Those Who Didn’t Quite Cut the Mustard: Yann M’Vila, you must be joking right buddy? Not only did the back of the net team cry out for more output from you, you did the exact opposite!!! M’vila was awful during the game, not only did he wasted chances, but gave away a needless penalty that ended up deciding the game!!! Get your head out of your ass buddy, stop thinking your’e any good and just come to terms with the fact you are the main reason that will lead to Fat Sam’s next eating binge. #lookouttakeawayvenuesinsunderland. Finally Simon Mignolet, we just wanted to ask what you were doing when defending that set piece against Palace? You let a tame as buggery header bobble out of your hands like a 16yr old with his first piece of adult entertainment. Two options Mig’s, punch the monkey out of it or CATCH THE FREAKIN THING!!!! Heads pulled in all round we say, rant over peace out!!