Welcome Back everybody,
Oh it’s like freshly coming out of the womb for the first time…..
Firstly sorry for the hiatus, the riggers of investigative journalism sent us crazier than Dave Chappel in the early 200’s. One minute you’re on top of the world, next minute you’re an interpreter at a Scottish Premier league press conference.
Never the less we’re back and ready to give this Premier League season the attention it deserves. So many opinions to give, so many hard questions to ask and better yet so many wannabees to bring down.
Put ya big boy pants on and tell ya neighbor he’s a Chris Brunt, cos it’s time to be a hermit for the next 45 weeks.
Question one: Who wins the League?
- Manchester City
- Manchester United
- Tottenham Hotspur
- West Ham United
- AFC Bournemouth
- Leicester City
- Newcastle United
- Brighton Hove Albion
- West Bromwich Albion
- Crystal Palace
- Stoke City
- Huddersfield Town
Why we think the table will look like this?
The Premier League throws up so many possibilities this time of year. One minute you’re every chance to win the league, the next you sell a player, a player gets an untimely injury or the hype surrounding you was just utter rubbish.
We fell the top 7 is pretty sound, barring a Leicester City style of season you shouldn’t see any crazyness.
City have spent like miner on leave, Chelsea have lost nothing but the ultimate snore fest footballer “Nemanja Matic”, United have gained a guy to play 26 games per season “Lukaku” as he goes missing against the top 6, Liverpool are clinging onto Coutinho like they are winning the league back in 1990, Spurs have lost the most overrated right back in History for 50million pounds and bought nothing but Uber eats.
So yeah it’s a wide open race to say the least!!!
The bottom 14 is a deadest shit fight, that only time will tell how that is going to play out.
Also best of luck to the newly promoted teams: Brighton, Huddersfield and Newcastle. Enjoy doing your best not to drown.